can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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