I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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