at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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