Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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