sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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