Need sex. Gaining weight.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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