I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Randomize