the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
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Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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