i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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