I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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