why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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