Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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