What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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