i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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