ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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