I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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