we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm passing your future prison.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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