we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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