Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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