just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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