Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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