is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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