Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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