I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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