Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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