I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm just crazy horny about you
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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