You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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