is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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