One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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