What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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