i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Someone stole a lamp last night.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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