That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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