I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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