I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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