just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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