There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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