Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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