I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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