The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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