why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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