I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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