Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize