i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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