Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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