he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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