mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
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So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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