Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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