my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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This is the high leading the old right now
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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