did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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