arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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